These are a List of jokes for late night television to have or stand-up jokes for the subject of MEGAN THEE STALLION’s alleged sex tape. All based off of this not necessarily official headline, but a post.
Before i get any angry feedback. Reading between the lines do the jokes even make sense? As I write them as him filming her, but it appears he only was forced to watch. For the sake of humor in the first part we will say he was forced to film
1
“I have so many questions?”
“Not like that”
(Looks at camera & Audience. Sports a sheepish grin)
“Ok maybe a little like that”
2
“My question would be Did the check clear?”
“Then there will be no complaining, it must have bounced like her booty does when she dances.”
“As after all that was probably some of the most exciting footage and experience he got all day”
3
“I have heard of thinking on your feet but this improv is something else. Her taking it into her own hands and directing. Talk about a surprise ending”
4
“I like to imagine Megan the stallion getting in front of this… hold on the controversy I mean… by saying that she always employs camera people for her sex tapes as a back up plan. if this rap career stalls she has a back-up on the black market or she needs this controversy. Maybe it’s for her private stock. As she would do it herself, but she doesn’t have the eye for filming as she can’t multitask that much and that would away from the action. So she has plenty of camera people on hand for her shoots so that this guy doesn’t feel special”
5
“No matter what I bet that footage will have a banging soundtrack”
6
“Did she breach the contract? as there was none for that activity outlined or specified. She ASKED him not to tell and he thought she winked when really she was dealing with her eyelashes getting in her eye and blinked fast. he was only concentrated on that one eye. Not the whole picture. Which is truly disappointing for a camera man, but then again he wasn’t directing.”
“This is why you have to get everything written down In a sold I co tract or NDA. This is a very expensive lesson for her. As he has the evidence, but then does that Infringe in any copyright?”
7
“Did the cameraman just sit still and keep filming? As he couldn’t beleive what was happening and wanted to keep going and not get kicked out?”
8
“I wonder Was she screaming directions like:
close up, not you baby
Widescreen and focus on my ass more.
that is for you baby”
9
“If it was me, I am happy the check cleared and finally some action this must be a bonus. I wonder if I position myself right does this count as a threesome”
“She told him to bounce, he didn’t get the message or he thought she was talking to her scene partner”
10
“The closest this guy will get to a threesome. Especially with this attitude”
11
“He would tell his friends: she wouldn’t take direction
Didn’t Get all the angles i was hoping for but got good coverage.
There is no way I can put my name on that production.
Which is why he is suing”
12
“Maybe the footage was coming out well and he wanted proper credit or wanted to explain why it wasn’t his best work. That is why he is suing”
13
“Since it was in a car he couldn’t get too much coverage. As if he moved, he would be part of the action making it a threesome. Not to mention with her booty a wide angle lens is needed”
14
“This is Hollywood, this is a supreme welcome.
In this day and age, it can’t be his first time filming or photographing sex”
15
“I would have taken the job even for free.
Next time if she needs any volunteers, I’m bout it bout it. That truly shows my age and the last time I was hip and knew what was going down on the streets. Other than her apparently”
16
“This just reminds me of how I wish mtv brought back MAKING THE VIDEO. This is a prime example. Imagine the ratings”
17
“I imagine that this was a case of telephone. Where either someone was very upset and complaining about how unprofessional or someone was way too happy and had to tell someone humblebrag. Telling one friend who asked what happened. And he was like you won’t believe what happened on my last job, but if I tell it’s only between me and you. The friend was like of course but was on speakerphone. So others In The household or were around heard it and they never made such promises”
18
“Did he find out it was unofficially released to help her have a scandal and he wants proper credit or to shoot it down and explain it wasn’t his best work and the conditions he was working under?”
19.
“Am I the only one who wonders if she repeats her lyrics during this. As her lyrics are quite suggestive, graphic, sexy, nasty and sexual. Also maybe it was an inadvertent music video? as he got confused by the twerking and lyrics he just assumed what she was doing”
20
“She took destiny into her own hands. Literally, Knowing it would come out eventually. She filmed herself before anyone else could. Especially the paparazzi.”
21
“The paparazzi must be beating themselves to this. I mean beating themselves up about this. Someone got to it before they could.”
22.
“He stayed true to his word. He didn’t really discuss it. He is just saying, not to mention maybe he didn’t really see anything he just pointed his camera and shot”
23.
“Maybe she thought this was a treat for him like a fan. Apparently he didn’t like the tip. Maybe he’ racist or it was more freaky than he was letting on. Saying I am ok with sex but as soon as farm animals and whips, gains and desserts are involved. You ma’am have crossed the line and polluted my ethics”
1.
“I feel this is a cash grab, as he is complaining about what some others would pay to see or think of as a fantasy”
2.
“I can’t think of a better way to end the day and spend time after work.”
3.
Under what circumstances? We’re bodyguards forcing him to sit and watch. He couldn’t just leave? Was his paycheck in the balance? Could he not close his eyes?
4.
Is he saying that she is kinky and wanted an Audience?
5.
She fat shamed him after all that? Like you know you Liked it fat boy? Was that the last straw? Especially as he had recently lost weight, but no one noticed as he always wore his clothes big and still does. So his friends don’t really notice and when he meets new people, they just associate him with that size and u less they get to know him don’t know how big he used to be to get down to this new average.
6.
He’s sensitive, so when she says they was heavy or calls him big guy or big brother. He feels Insulted instead of beloved as she has nicknames for him?”
7.
“She took the common phrase we should do something together soon. To a totally new level”
8.
“Maybe she has a a Rear Window, dominatrix, narcissist fetish?”
9.
Was this a punishment for his bad work or attitude. Maybe he rejected her advances or suggestion of working together again in the future? Where she was like i’ll show you. What you can never have. Effectively cucking him? But then again this isn’t a secual harasment case”
1.
So he was homophobic… or jealous
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